John Mayer — a gay ally, if not a gay man himself — recently told Playboy, “I grabbed [Perez Hilton] and gave him the dirtiest, tongue-iest kiss I have ever put on anybody—almost as if I hated fags.” Today, GLAAD issued an “ACT NOW” call for fans to demand an apology from John Mayer for using the “F-word.”

This call to “action” came on the same day that gay Kenyans were beaten, a state representative connected gay marriage to fecal matter and we mark the second anniversary of middle-schooler Lawrence King’s hate murder. But GLAAD doesn’t mention any of that on its blog. Just the John Mayer thing.

GLAAD calls itself a watchdog. Well come with me, GLAAD, because we’re going to the vet! And he’s got a syringe full of something that’ll make you feel reeeaaal good.

Why attack GLAAD when we could be fighting the real enemy? Because when GLAAD issues a press release, people write about it. When GLAAD asks for money, people give. And when GLAAD throws a banquet, B-list celebrities show up. GLAAD is the most visible gay rights organization in the country, and it’s using that power to condemn gay people — from famous designers to local cartoonists — and to throw awards shows for straight people — awards shows that, on top of their breeder vadge worship, exclude gay attendees.

There is a section on GLAAD’s website called “Accomplishments.” It contains “accomplishment reports.” The last one is from 2007, and this report does not contain a single accomplishment other than sending letters to the editor, throwing screen-writing workshops and protesting the Adam Carolla Show.

Well that’s really nice. But now it’s 2010, and GLAAD has absolutely nothing to show for its outsized megaphone and engorged wallet except the sniveling press releases that are issued every time a gay-friendly celebrity uses the word “fag.” A computer program could do the same thing. More than ignoring important issues, GLAAD diverts attention away from them. Time to throw the fat, loud drunk bitch out of the gay bar.

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